Jessica Watkins is a Hippie that lives in a tree at the point where Wales turns into England. It’s a magical point I am told, with waterfalls and trees that disappear. And re-appear. She lived at that magical point until she moved to Brighton where she now studies Fashion and avoids eating meat. She is long and thin so lends her body to modelling sometimes, you will probably have seen her face. Maybe. Turns out she is somewhat of a genius and learns a little bit too fast for my liking. Many things are ‘lush’ in her world, though she doesn’t enjoy it when elephants are in the room. She is also that person people will ring up when you want to have a cry and she will make sure you do not. She has many skillz. They include; crayons, long hair, private views, dancing, folk, tea making, waterproof coats, peanut butter and doing things really fast. Jessica Watkins did not write this. Jayne did.